A shop in London’s Convent Garden has started selling breast milk ice cream.
The mammary mixture, made with 75% human breasts milk is called Baby Gaga, will cost £14 per-scoop and is to be served by a Lady Gaga impersonator.
The milk, which has been medically screened, was donated after the restaurant’s owner, Matt O’Connor, placed an advert.
“It’s the most natural thing in the world, and if it’s good enough for my boys then it’s good enough for ice cream,” said O’Connor.
“Some people will hear about it and go yuck — but actually it’s pure organic, free-range and totally natural.”
Well if it’s free range? We’ve got to say we’re glad to hear the milk hasn’t been procured from battery mothers.
Mrs Riley, one of the donors to the shop who gets £15 for every ounce of milk she produces, has called the idea “a great recession beater”.
“What’s wrong with using my assets to get a bit of extra cash?” she added.
by Arthur & robin
