Vale remora….

It is with great sadness that we announce the death of remora.

remora was a founding member of Punjapit & a great friend to all at the shed.

With sincere sympathy,

robin

Female hooligan ‘hid flare inside body’

Police in Russia are searching for a female football hooligan who they say injured a goalkeeper with a firecracker she had hidden inside her vagina.

Dynamo Moscow goalkeeper Anton Shunin was taken to hospital to be treated for damage to his eyes after the firework exploded in his face.

Police say video footage shows it was thrown by a female Zenit St Petersburg fan – and that they have evidence how she smuggled it into the ground.

A police source told journalists that female fans commonly used contraceptives to carry flares into the stands inside their bodies.

­”During the inspection of the stadium after Dynamo’s match against Zenit…, the police found dozens of condoms in the ladies’ room,” the source said.

Russian football officials are to meet this week to discuss the incident and could award a technical victory to Dynamo.

 http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Female_hooligan_hid_flare_inside_body

by The Punjapit Alliance

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Finally, a Pillow You Can F**k

Orthopedic body pillows can be the key to a good night’s rest for those who find it difficult to maintain good posture while they sleep. They also provide physical comfort that can help ease the mind after a stressful day.

Some Japanese otaku, seeking a slightly different kind of comfort from their body pillows, stuff them in pillowcases covered in the image of popular anime or erotic video game characters. A number of them go so far as to “form relationships” with these body pillows, boldly claiming them as their girlfriends and romanticizing themselves as “2-D lovers”.

Yet one major drawback of these body pillow girlfriends (you know, aside the fact that they’re pillows) is that you can’t get to third base with them. Until now, that is: Pillow-lovers everywhere, rejoice! Japanese adult product maker G PROJECT has created a body pillow you can have sex with!

 

It’s called “Kuu Pillow” and it’s specially designed for the otaku who wants to take his 2-D relationship to the next level. Just slip on a pillow cover, insert your favorite artificial vagina in the the lower slot, and you’re ready for action!

Kuu Pillow is made from a type of plastic that is more durable and less irritating to the skin than the normal polyvinyl chloride most Japanese hug pillows are made from. G PROJECT also promises a smooth, skin-like texture that is pleasing to the touch, unlike that sticky plastic feeling of inflatable blow-up dolls.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/18/finally-a-pillow-you-can-fk/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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Japan Develops Fart-Deodorizing Underwear: Silent and NOT Deadly

Gather around boys and girls, we’re going to hear a frank and serious story about smelly farts, butts, underpants, and old people smell.  More importantly, this story is about the man who may make all of these things extinct.

This story follows the creation of Inodore, a Japanese-made material that did something to stop not only fart smells, but a range of other body odors deemed “unpleasant” by society.  This company has found a method to eliminate foul smells from the body without the use of any harmful chemicals or powerful perfumes.

Their clothing products currently on sale can trap and eliminate everyday body odors like sweat and gas by over 95%, 80% of which is erased in the first 30 seconds of contact.

 

Our story begins with Professor Hiroki Ohge of Hiroshima University who was studying how diseases can affect the smells of people’s farts.  By analyzing a fart smell along with its key component, hydrogen sulfide, it could be possible to detect illnesses.

For example, conceivably, cancer could be detected by getting a butt smelled rather than getting a finger stuck up there.

While Prof. Ohge was studying in America he noticed that there were various cushions and shorts on sale that deodorize using activated carbon contained within.  This type of carbon was like charcoal but had even more holes inside which could trap odor molecules as they passed through.

“It would be better if it wrapped tightly around the butt like underwear, then the smell wouldn’t escape through openings” thought the professor.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/12/breakthrough-deodorizing-underwear-can-make-your-farts-silent-and-not-deadly-also-eliminates-an-array-of-body-odors-fast/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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KISSTIXX Lip Balm Flavors Change While You Kiss

Smooching, swapping spit, making out.  It doesn’t matter what you call it, kissing is awesome.  But let’s be honest, sometimes it’s not so great.  From chapped lips to a funky taste you can’t quite put your finger on (tuna fish, maybe?), there’s a lot that can go wrong while you’re snogging.  But what if there was a product that could improve your make-out sessions and even make them more exciting.

 Here comes Kisstixx, a new product advertised as “the best thing to happen to kissing since the French got their lips on it.”  Made in America by two college buddies from Utah, Kisstixx is a set of two compatible lip balms that combine to create a chemical flavor reaction.

Kisstixx has been rapidly gaining popularity since the company’s humble beginnings in a college dorm in Utah and has expanded to Osaka’s specialty cosmetics company, “Make Up,” as of September 15.

The best thing about Kisstixx is that you get two tubes of lip balm in one pack.  Your partner wears one flavor and you wear the other complementary flavor.  The lip balm is delicious on its own, but when the two flavors combine, they heat up and create a tingling sensation.  “It’s all the about making your next kiss into an EXPERIENCE! Mix and match to your hearts content” boasts the Kisstixx Facebook page.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/11/kisstixx-lip-balm-flavors-change-while-you-kiss/

by A + E

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Teenage Boy in China “Had too many erections”, Severs Own Penis

Prepare to squirm in your seats, fellas.

According to news report over at Japanese info hub Heaven, a 17-year-old boy in China has taken a knife to his own love wand, cutting it off completely, later giving the reason that he was experiencing too many unwanted erections.

Thankfully, the following report does not contain any graphic photos, but there’s still plenty of mental imagery guaranteed to make any man shudder in front of his computer or smart phone…

 

At around 10 a.m. on Saturday 3 November, a teenager from Quanzhou in southeast China lay back on his bed and removed his own penis using a household knife.

Hearing their son’s blood-curdling scream as he committed the act, the boys parents ran into his bedroom, but found themselves barely able to stand when confronted with the horrific and bloody scene.

Using a car borrowed from a (very generous!) neighbour, the boy was rushed to a nearby hospital where doctors worked to stop the bleeding, which is reported to have been life-threateningly severe. Due to the nature of the injury, however, he was then transported to a second hospital where he underwent complex surgery to further suppress the bleeding and re-attach the severed member.

The boy is reported to have told doctors at the hospital that he took the drastic step after feeling embarrassment when he experienced frequent and unwanted erections.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/07/teenage-boy-in-china-had-too-many-erections-severs-own-penis/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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Toilet floor collapse kills four

FOUR people have been killed when the floor of a public toilet in southern Kyrgyzstan caved in.

The ministry for emergency situations had earlier reported that 15 people were injured in the accident on Saturday at a public toilet located in a market.

But four bodies were found in the rubble early on Sunday.

The ministry said Deputy Prime Minister Taiyrbek Sarpashev and the Minister for Emergency Situations Kubatbek Boronov have “ordered checks to be carried out on all public toilets” after visiting the accident site.

Kyrgyz rescuers found four bodies in the rubble of a collapsed public toilet at one of the country’s biggest markets, a spokesman for the republic’s emergencies service said on Sunday.

“Four bodies were found – three women and a man,” emergencies ministry spokesman Abdysharip Bekelov said.

The incident took place on Saturday afternoon at a crowded market in southern Kyrgyzstan.

The reason for the collapse of the concrete toilet floor and the exact causes of death remain unclear.

http://www.news.com.au/news/four-killed-when-kyrgyz-toilet-floor-caves/story-fnejlrpu-1226510325649

by The Punjapit Alliance

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