‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end

Renowned dickhead, Dave Keats (21) was rushed to Manchester Royal Infirmary in a critical condition last night after what started as a friendly drink with the North Korean dictator turned ugly over a disagreement about films – a subject upon which the Supreme Leader of the pariah state is widely known to hold strong opinions.

The unlikely drinking session shared by the bouffant-haired autocrat and the local arsehole at The Whitworth pub in Rusholme was said by witnesses to have initially been ‘unexpectedly good-natured’, as the platformed despot, in town on a low-key tour of Friedrich Engels-related sites, proved to be a charismatic raconteur, in stark contrast to his media image.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/01/29/couple-of-pints-with-kim-jong-il-ends-badly-for-local-bell-end/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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