Asparagus you snort like cocaine on sale

Fancy a line of asparagus?

A powdered asparagus, that can be snorted in lines like cocaine, is on sale for £50 a gram. Each bag apparently yields about 10-12 lines.

Columbian Asparagus, as the snortable vegetable is being marketed, is said to be a “sensory experience” although it is doubtful if you get a hit for your cash.

Bubble Food´s MD Michael Collins said that a “variety of scientific processes” led to the creation of Colombian Asparagus.

“Once inhaled, it delivers a unique sensory experience,” he said.

Apparently, asparagus’ low acidity makes it one of the few foods suitable for this type of treatment.

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by The Punjapit Alliance

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