Man dumps wife for refusing ‘skirt sex’

A MAN has dumped his wife for refusing to wear a skirt when having sex with him, Sin Chew Daily reported.

Wang Wen Yuan from Singapore said he was introduced to his Chinese national wife by a roast duck shop owner in September last year.

“I fell in love with her at first sight and we got married a month later,” said the 40-year-old clerk.

But the happy times did not last.

Wang kicked his wife, 27, out of the house two months later because she refused to wear a skirt and have sex with him.

In May, the wife returned to his side after agreeing to do all that he wanted.

“I promised to give her S$100 (RM247) on the first night, and S$300 (RM740) every month after that,” he said.

But she still failed to meet his “skirt sex” demand. Two weeks later, Wang chased her out of the house again.

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Miles Davis….. 20 years on

Miles Dewey Davis III (May 26, 1926 – September 28, 1991)…

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Gary Vaynerchuk Wine Experience

Gary Vaynerchuk Wine Experience

The Gary Vaynerchuk Wine Experience is a good place to start working. This sampler set includes six 50ml bottles of various vintages hand-picked by Gary V. specifically for guys, and a $30 gift card you can use towards the purchase of your favorites from the set.


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Putin rides a Harley Davidson with a biker gang in Russia

The Russian Prime Minister rides with members of the “Night Wolves” biker gang on board a three-wheeled Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Vladimir Putin rode through the Black Sea port city of Novorossiysk as part of the bikers annual festival on Monday.

Clad in black and riding a three-wheeler made by iconic American motorbike manafacturers Harley Davidson, the former president appeared at ease amongst the bikers.

His appearance at the festival in Novorossiysk, which helps to commemorate the city’s resistance to German invaders during the Second World War, came as current Russian president Dmitriy Medvedev called parliamentary elections in the country for December. The vote will precede a Presidential poll in March 2012.

The motorcycle festival is the latest in a series of macho appearances that have earned Mr Putin the nickname “alpha-dog” in US diplomatic cables, only last week he was filmed stripping to the waist for a medical check-up on a shoulder he reportedly injured whilst working out.

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Kinky & Quirky News


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‘Water’ cheeky little Squirt

Squirt /Rex

A small octopus called Squirt is making a big splash at an aquarium in Dorset.

The common octopus at Weymouth Sea Life Park got his name because he gives everyone who passes his tank a soaking.

Like all octopuses he draws water into his body to absorb the oxygen from it and then passes it out again through special tubes alongside his beak.

Curator Derek Scales explained: “Squirt’s a really inquisitive character and soon learned to lift the top part of his body above the water in his tank to take a look around.

“Then he realised that if he breathed out while he was doing that he could fire a stream of water like a hose.

“He probably fired at one of our team accidentally at first, but having got a reaction he started doing it fairly regularly.

“For the past month he’s been squirting anyone who passes his tank.”

Aquarist Greg Casten, who spends more time than anyone else amongst the tanks where Squirt is housed, has been drenched more times than he can count.

“We have to clean out Squirt’s tank every other day, removing the shells of the crabs he dines on and giving his glass a clean,” said Greg.

“It’s got so that you have to don waterproofs before starting the job,” he added.

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Boris rides a bike with Kelly Brook, gurns near some Notting Hill Carnival dancers

Boris, Boris, Boris… we just can’t help but love you here at Asylum. It’s not just because of your outrageously silly hair, your amazingly pompous turn of phrase or your non-stop gaffes… there’s just something special about you and we’re not sure what it is.

Oh, wait, yes we do! It’s your willingness to look like a goon in a photo op — that’s what makes us love you!

Whether it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger on a Boris Bike or the Olympic countdown clock failing to work, you’re always there with your scruff of hair to make things a little bit plummier.

Plus, you’re not shy around pretty ladies, as proven by these snaps of you larking about with Asylum favourite Kelly Brook as well as a couple of Notting Hill Carnival dancers.

Ah, it’s a good day to be a Kelly Brook / Boris Johnson / awkward photo fan, and no mistake.
boris johnson notting hill carnival
After all, just because you’re in public office doesn’t mean you shouldn’t spend quality time with semi-naked women and worryingly attractive TV presenters, now should it? Wait, you shouldn’t be flapping about with all these women? Ah well, we won’t tell anyone if you don’t.

The reason for Boris’s recent female company was, surprise, surprise, the upcoming carnival, and as for Ms. Brook, she was just the face of “Skyride”, an annual event that sees thousands of cyclists gathering in London for a good ol’ pedal.

Still, you’re not here to read us waffling on about why Boris was in the company with such wonderful people — you’re here for the pictures! Well, we would be if we were you, anyway. So here are a selection of special snaps from these two particular photo opportunities, as well as a special gallery, just for Kelly. You know, because she’s great and we love her and stuff.

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Naked Rambler jailed again

Naked Rambler Steven Gough /PA

The so-called Naked Rambler is back behind bars after stripping off less than a minute after being released from prison.

Stephen Gough, 52, was arrested outside Perth Prison almost immediately after he was released from his previous 21-month sentence.

He has now been jailed for another 21 months after turning up naked for his trial at Perth Sheriff Court, reports the BBC.

The hearing was initially held up while court staff found a sheet of brown paper for him to sit on “for hygiene reasons”.

Gough appeared naked in the court dock and was found guilty of breaching the peace and being in contempt of court.

Sheriff Fletcher told him: “The court expects people to come here in a decent state of dress.”

Gough earned the title Naked Rambler by walking unclothed from Lands End to John O’Groats after quitting his job as a lorry driver.

The former Royal Marine, from Eastleigh in Hampshire, has been behind bars in Scotland for much of the past decade.

He has been repeatedly arrested in the street outside Perth Prison by police waiting for him to be released at the end of each sentence.

He claims that arresting him for walking around naked is a breach of his human rights and his right to freedom of expression.

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Naked Nigella shocks neighbours


Neighbours of Nigella Lawson have complained that they can see her naked in the bathroom of her multi-million pound London mansion.

The voluptuous television cook has promised to investigate the apparent design flaw, reports the Daily Mail.

Ms Lawson and husband Charles Saatchi have spent a fortune transforming the former warehouse into a £12m seven-bedroom mansion.

But it appears the couple have shunned hoi polloi fittings such as frosted glass or, indeed, even a door leaving a ‘clear view’ into the bathroom.

Neighbours have since been left afghast after claiming they can see the 51-year-old visiting the bathroom and have seen her in a state of undress.

The home includes a stylish loggia, a gallery open to the elements on one of the upper floors, with the luxurious bathroom beyond.

This has allowed neighbours in exclusive Chelsea being able to unwittingly catch a glimpse of Nigella ‘au naturel’.

“It isn’t a case of deliberately looking in, but there is a view into the bathroom and anyone glancing in the direction of the loggia from nearby can glimpse what’s going on,” one said.

But Ms Lawson reportedly “hooted with laughter” when informed about her neighbours’ sightings.

“I had no idea we were overlooked,” she said. “Obviously, I will investigate.”

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Durex Condoms….. Doggy Style

Punjapit are strong  supporters of safe sex…..

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