Beardski

Beardski

Get that Arthur Furrowfield look while speeding down the slopes with the Beardski. Available in a variety of styles, each of these insulated ski masks features a foot-long synthetic beard attached to the front, as well as neoprene lining and woven thermal fleece to keep warm — in case the beard wasn’t doing a good enough job already.

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Meet Britain’s best-dressed dog! Rocky

He has more designer outfits than the average woman and sulks unless he changes at least three times a day.

Known as Britain’s best-dressed pooch, meet two-year-old diva dog Rocky, who has an extensive wardrobe of 1,500 outfits worth a staggering £2,500.

His devoted owner Lynsey Noble, 26, spends more on his clothes every year than the average British woman spends on herself and even wheels her pampered pooch around in a designer baby buggy.

 

Up to ten times a day Rocky rotates through his 1,500 designer outfits including fancy dress costumes of an elephant, dinosaur, panda, bumble bee, zebra, Superman, and his favourite – a ‘hot dog’.

And no style icon would be complete without their fashion staples, which for Rocky includes 15 t-shirts, three tracksuits, six hoodies, four coats and three body-warmers.

Rocky’s sharp sense of style is so great his owner’s boyfriend Daniel Judge, 27, a metal worker, now sees him as a rival for Lynsey’s affections.

Incognito: Although Rocky is in a camouflage the pampered pooch is still very noticeable in his designer gear

Rocky turns his nose up at other food
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2087304/Rocky-Chihuahua-Britains-best-dressed-dog-guitar.html#ixzz1kyRBKMXN

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Mystery Blue Balls Of Jelly Rain From Dorset Skies

A 61-year-old man was forced to run for cover when the heavens opened and blue jelly-like balls began falling from the skies.

Steve Hornsby told The Sun the sky turned a strange yellow colour before the slippery, transparent balls began raining down.

He said: “There was… a short, sharp hail storm that lasted for about 20 seconds.

“I had seen the hail come down and it looked like rock salt. But then I spotted something on the lawn and it looked like broken glass and I thought it must be the kids.

“But then I put my foot on it and it disappeared and I thought it was strange.”

Mr Hornsby believes the strange spheres may be some sort of pollution that was blown across the continent, but the Met Office says the substance is “not meterological”, the Daily Mail reported.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/30/mystery-blue-balls-of-jelly-rain-from-dorset-skies-_n_1241534.html?ref=uk-weird-news

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Sex shop saves customers’ blushes

Sex shop /PA

A Hertfordshire sex shop has installed a secluded side entrance to save punters being subjected to loud cheers from a nearby pub.

The adult shop in Apsley made the adjustment because of the ribald jeers customers received from the The Bull pub opposite.

Customers were often shocked and embarrassed as pub customers issued a loud “wa-hey!”, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Landlady Nicola Green, 47, said: “As soon as you open that door it goes ‘ding!’ When that bell goes people in here cheer, so the shop moved the entrance round the side.

“Most of our customers are builders and you know what they are like. So they did the sensible thing in the end.

“The lads in here are only having a bit of fun but at least this way it saves their blushes.”

The Private Shop has been open for around 20 years but bosses admitted “banter” from the pub meant they had to put in the side door.

Customers can still use the front door but most choose the side door which has no bell and a wooden screen around it.

David Brunt, a spokesman for the shop’s owners, said: “In the summer when there are people outside, they do tend to make comments about people. It’s ribaldry, it’s light-hearted banter.”

One 46-year-old customer of the shop, who did not wish to be named, said: “It was all a bit of fun, but it was terribly embarrassing.”

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Sex_shop_saves_customers_blushes

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Flattered?

Bonjour,

Vous trouverez ci-jointes des informations concernant la nouvelle exposition de l’Immix Galerie du 3 au 29 février : Net / Pas Net.

Anne Horel, Jean-Christian Bourcart, Bernard Demenge, Wang Taoran & Wenwen Wu : 4 artistes qui utilisent les propriétés du web et de la navigation en réseau pour créer leurs propres oeuvres.

En espérant que vous vous en ferez prochainement l’écho, nous serons heureux de vous accueillir et de vous présenter les artistes lors du vernissage le 2 février à partir de 19h30.

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Boris Lookalike chased by Chic-ken Livingstone

no comment as usual, from the Punjapit Alliance

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We want Beer!

Though culminating on January 16, 1920, National Prohibition was not, by any means, a 20th-century invention. Efforts to curb, if not eliminate, the national thirst for alcoholic beverages are nearly as old as America itself. Most of the earliest temperance initiatives were born of religious circles, the salvation of the individual drinker being at the heart of their objective. By the early 1800s, however, a more organized approach had emerged. Temperance societies sprang up in virtually every city in America, and their collective enrollment reached more than 1 million members by 1840.

A group known as The Washingtonians gained particular notoriety. The organization’s strength lay in the fact that its membership was composed entirely of “reformed drunkards,” thus adding a certain potency to its admonitions against drink. Ironically, few found any significance in the well-known truth that the club’s namesake, old George Washington himself, was a homebrewer and a lover of good porter.

Indeed, throughout the 18th and 19th centuries, the beer drinker was not a priority target of the temperance crusade. Rather, most of the crusaders saw whiskey and other distilled spirits as the primary menace. Many activists even pointed to beer as a possible solution to “the drink problem,” as they called it. In 1784, when Dr. Benjamin Rush published An Inquiry into the Effects of Spirituous Liquors upon the Human Body and Mind, he preached that, while distilled spirits were a sure path to self-destruction, the daily consumption of beer promoted good health and nutrition.

more: http://www.beerhistory.com/library/holdings/prohibition_1.shtml

by Dr.Vince + Arthur Furrowfield

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