Get Laid, Get Paid: Japanese Adult Video Company Recruiting Sex Industry Reviewers

soft on demand

Soft on Demand, the Japanese adult video producer and manufacturer of condoms, sex toys and cheeky underpants, has made the dreams of thousands of men come true this week by announcing that it is searching for men to sample “soap land”, “health” and sex parlours across the country, with the money spent during each visit refunded in full.

The catch? Visitors to these red light establishments must write a full, detailed review of their experience that will become part of Soft on Demand’s sex industry survey, which aims to stamp out shady (well, shadier) venues and provide men looking for a place to get their rocks off with a detailed database to study before heading out for some fun. A Trip Advisor of hanky panky, if you will.

After the company made the announcement via its official Twitter feed, many wondered whether Soft on Demand were merely playing a prank on us easily excitable men. A quick trip to the company’s official website, however, reveals that they’re deadly serious.

Ooh. La. La.

 The Japanese sex industry is one of the world’s largest, with pretty much any fetish that the human mind can envisage catered for. Groping women dressed as schoolgirls in a room designed to look like the inside of a train? No problem. Having your face sat on by a woman twice your size? Sure. Being bathed and massaged by a girl (literally by a girl- they clamber all over you and use their entire body) slathered with green gel? Come on; you’re not even trying to be creative!

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/12/10/get-laid-get-paid-japanese-adult-video-company-recruiting-sex-industry-reviewers/

by Dr. Vince

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Sunny side up

Beach CEN

It might be snowing outside but life is a beach for these models hired to promote the warm weather at Sanya Island in southern China to people living in the cold north of the country.

Tourism agents decided to try something different after finding that most people ignored posters of people sunning themselves on the beaches that represented the warm climate of the island.

So they converted a bus to give it giant glass sides and then hired models wearing swimwear to lounge around inside.

The bus then drove around Shenyang where temperatures were minus 5 inspiring people to think about joining in by travelling south to enjoy the warm weather.

Travel agent Lin Hu said: “We had double the normal number of bookings once the bus started travelling around – we are going to keep the fake beach project running all through winter and maybe take it to other cities.

“Seeing somebody enjoying summer even if it’s a fake summer in a bus remind people what they’re missing.”

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/sunny_side_up

by The Punjapit Alliance

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China Holds Outdoor Masturbation Festival

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December 1st was World AIDS Day, and events were held all across the world to raise awareness about the disease and to stop its spread. China took part as well, organizing various events, including this rather unique one: the first annual Chinese Masturbation Reception.

While the organizers certainly had their hearts in the right place, the sight of men going at it like chimps in isolation had some members of the public wondering whether they were going too far.

The event took place at a field in Shenzhen, Guangzhou Province, with seven men and three women participating in the performance, which organizers said they hoped would raise awareness about AIDS by being covered far and wide as China’s first ever masturbation festival. Indeed, news outlets flocked to cover the show.

Participants first performed using a blow-up doll, “fleshlight” male masturbation toys and other adult novelties, then the men in the group dropped trow and pleasured themselves, using small wash basins to cover their “important bits”.

According to the banner over the stage at the event, the grand prize would be awarded to the man who held out longest, with a second-place prize going to the one who finished first. There was also a telephone number for people who wanted to register to participate. The organizer appeared to be an individual or else a small organization, but as they were able to obtain sponsors for the event, it had a rather sweet earnestness about it.

A representative said that the inspiration came from a global event called Masturbate-a-thon, and thought that China could get “a little release” by participating this year.

That’s all well and good, and the spectacle of seven men, all lined up with their pants down and a bucket over their nether regions is certainly eye-catching, but the question is whether it really accomplishes the goal of raising AIDS awareness.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/12/04/china-holds-outdoor-masturbation-festival-nsfw/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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Japanese Adult Toy Maker Asks You to Masturbate for Charity

Now, in honor of World AIDS Day, Japanese adult goods maker TENGA is asking men across the globe to take matters into their own hands by selling a line of limited-edition designer male sex toys and donating all the proceeds to AIDS awareness and prevention.

 Each toy was designed by one of twelve international fashion brands and artists, and will be sold as a part of the “Respect Yourself Project,” an annual fundraising initiative started by TENGA in 2010 to raise awareness and of AIDS and HIV in Japan and abroad.

Though the percentage of the population living with HIV/AIDS in Japan remains one of the lowest in the world (.01% as of 2006), the number of new cases have been increasing rapidly over the past few years, due to fear of social discrimination and overall lack of awareness among the general public, and apathy among the government and media.

According to Inter Press Service, the Japanese government bases their official HIV/AIDS statistics on tests, which greatly understates the actual figures. In addition, voluntary testing has been dropping in recent years, despite it being free, and the the use of condoms has plunged from 700 million annually in 2001 to 200 million in 2011, which has further contributed to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

TENGA, which has sold over 19 million male masturbation toys worldwide since production began in 2005, launched the Respect Yourself Project three years ago in hopes of reversing this trend.

As they explain on the Respect Yourself Project 2012 website:

Worlds AIDS Day is on December 1 and was established in 1988 to increase awareness of and fight the stigma surrounding people living with HIV and AIDS.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/25/japanese-adult-toy-maker-asks-you-to-masturbate-for-charity-and-to-do-it-in-style/

by The Punjapit Alliance

 

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Vale remora….

It is with great sadness that we announce the death of remora.

remora was a founding member of Punjapit & a great friend to all at the shed.

With sincere sympathy,

robin

Female hooligan ‘hid flare inside body’

Police in Russia are searching for a female football hooligan who they say injured a goalkeeper with a firecracker she had hidden inside her vagina.

Dynamo Moscow goalkeeper Anton Shunin was taken to hospital to be treated for damage to his eyes after the firework exploded in his face.

Police say video footage shows it was thrown by a female Zenit St Petersburg fan – and that they have evidence how she smuggled it into the ground.

A police source told journalists that female fans commonly used contraceptives to carry flares into the stands inside their bodies.

­”During the inspection of the stadium after Dynamo’s match against Zenit…, the police found dozens of condoms in the ladies’ room,” the source said.

Russian football officials are to meet this week to discuss the incident and could award a technical victory to Dynamo.

 http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Female_hooligan_hid_flare_inside_body

by The Punjapit Alliance

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Finally, a Pillow You Can F**k

Orthopedic body pillows can be the key to a good night’s rest for those who find it difficult to maintain good posture while they sleep. They also provide physical comfort that can help ease the mind after a stressful day.

Some Japanese otaku, seeking a slightly different kind of comfort from their body pillows, stuff them in pillowcases covered in the image of popular anime or erotic video game characters. A number of them go so far as to “form relationships” with these body pillows, boldly claiming them as their girlfriends and romanticizing themselves as “2-D lovers”.

Yet one major drawback of these body pillow girlfriends (you know, aside the fact that they’re pillows) is that you can’t get to third base with them. Until now, that is: Pillow-lovers everywhere, rejoice! Japanese adult product maker G PROJECT has created a body pillow you can have sex with!

 

It’s called “Kuu Pillow” and it’s specially designed for the otaku who wants to take his 2-D relationship to the next level. Just slip on a pillow cover, insert your favorite artificial vagina in the the lower slot, and you’re ready for action!

Kuu Pillow is made from a type of plastic that is more durable and less irritating to the skin than the normal polyvinyl chloride most Japanese hug pillows are made from. G PROJECT also promises a smooth, skin-like texture that is pleasing to the touch, unlike that sticky plastic feeling of inflatable blow-up dolls.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/18/finally-a-pillow-you-can-fk/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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Japan Develops Fart-Deodorizing Underwear: Silent and NOT Deadly

Gather around boys and girls, we’re going to hear a frank and serious story about smelly farts, butts, underpants, and old people smell.  More importantly, this story is about the man who may make all of these things extinct.

This story follows the creation of Inodore, a Japanese-made material that did something to stop not only fart smells, but a range of other body odors deemed “unpleasant” by society.  This company has found a method to eliminate foul smells from the body without the use of any harmful chemicals or powerful perfumes.

Their clothing products currently on sale can trap and eliminate everyday body odors like sweat and gas by over 95%, 80% of which is erased in the first 30 seconds of contact.

 

Our story begins with Professor Hiroki Ohge of Hiroshima University who was studying how diseases can affect the smells of people’s farts.  By analyzing a fart smell along with its key component, hydrogen sulfide, it could be possible to detect illnesses.

For example, conceivably, cancer could be detected by getting a butt smelled rather than getting a finger stuck up there.

While Prof. Ohge was studying in America he noticed that there were various cushions and shorts on sale that deodorize using activated carbon contained within.  This type of carbon was like charcoal but had even more holes inside which could trap odor molecules as they passed through.

“It would be better if it wrapped tightly around the butt like underwear, then the smell wouldn’t escape through openings” thought the professor.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/12/breakthrough-deodorizing-underwear-can-make-your-farts-silent-and-not-deadly-also-eliminates-an-array-of-body-odors-fast/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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KISSTIXX Lip Balm Flavors Change While You Kiss

Smooching, swapping spit, making out.  It doesn’t matter what you call it, kissing is awesome.  But let’s be honest, sometimes it’s not so great.  From chapped lips to a funky taste you can’t quite put your finger on (tuna fish, maybe?), there’s a lot that can go wrong while you’re snogging.  But what if there was a product that could improve your make-out sessions and even make them more exciting.

 Here comes Kisstixx, a new product advertised as “the best thing to happen to kissing since the French got their lips on it.”  Made in America by two college buddies from Utah, Kisstixx is a set of two compatible lip balms that combine to create a chemical flavor reaction.

Kisstixx has been rapidly gaining popularity since the company’s humble beginnings in a college dorm in Utah and has expanded to Osaka’s specialty cosmetics company, “Make Up,” as of September 15.

The best thing about Kisstixx is that you get two tubes of lip balm in one pack.  Your partner wears one flavor and you wear the other complementary flavor.  The lip balm is delicious on its own, but when the two flavors combine, they heat up and create a tingling sensation.  “It’s all the about making your next kiss into an EXPERIENCE! Mix and match to your hearts content” boasts the Kisstixx Facebook page.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/11/kisstixx-lip-balm-flavors-change-while-you-kiss/

by A + E

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Teenage Boy in China “Had too many erections”, Severs Own Penis

Prepare to squirm in your seats, fellas.

According to news report over at Japanese info hub Heaven, a 17-year-old boy in China has taken a knife to his own love wand, cutting it off completely, later giving the reason that he was experiencing too many unwanted erections.

Thankfully, the following report does not contain any graphic photos, but there’s still plenty of mental imagery guaranteed to make any man shudder in front of his computer or smart phone…

 

At around 10 a.m. on Saturday 3 November, a teenager from Quanzhou in southeast China lay back on his bed and removed his own penis using a household knife.

Hearing their son’s blood-curdling scream as he committed the act, the boys parents ran into his bedroom, but found themselves barely able to stand when confronted with the horrific and bloody scene.

Using a car borrowed from a (very generous!) neighbour, the boy was rushed to a nearby hospital where doctors worked to stop the bleeding, which is reported to have been life-threateningly severe. Due to the nature of the injury, however, he was then transported to a second hospital where he underwent complex surgery to further suppress the bleeding and re-attach the severed member.

The boy is reported to have told doctors at the hospital that he took the drastic step after feeling embarrassment when he experienced frequent and unwanted erections.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/07/teenage-boy-in-china-had-too-many-erections-severs-own-penis/

by The Punjapit Alliance

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