Punjapit Shutdown….. Merry Christmas to All

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The Gotham City Christmas

“Merry Christmas,… Arthur.. Goodwill to all men…and women.

..but now has come the Time to Pun-ish

 

by remora + aniie

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American Soldiers saved thousands of Korean Orphans –

The Punjapit Alliance Blog is noticeably different from other pale  imitatory clones….

We Care – you Don’t.

 -“This web site honors the American servicemen and women who, during the Korean War and the years following, rendered compassionate humanitarian aid to the children of that war torn nation. It is estimated that US forces in Korea saved the lives of over 10,000 children and helped sustain over 50,000 in more than 400 orphanages built or repaired by the servicemen. With an income averaging less than $100 a month they contributed over two million dollars in those war years. They called for help from family, neighbors and friends back home which resulted in the shipment to Korea of thousands of tons of material aid such as toys, tools, medicines, food, clothing and other items for the children and their care givers.”

http://www.koreanchildren.org/index.html

times change…

by The Punjapit Alliance + Arthur Furrowfield + Elizabeth

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Christmas Carols… Punjapit Style

 WE WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS

(Repeat, repeat, & repeat as often as necessary and with staunch determination until desired result is achieved) 
We wish you a merry Xmas, 
We wish you a merry Xmas, 
We wish you a merry Xmas
Now bring us some beer.
We won’t go until we get some, 
We won’t go until we get some, 
We won’t go until we get some
So bring some right here.

DECK MY BALLS
 
Deck my balls with boughs of holly, 
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
We’re a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER!
Fa la la la la, la la la.

SILENT NIGHT WELFARE NIGHT
 
Silent night, welfare night
All are sloshed, all are tight
Ain’t no virgins, just winos and thieves
Fast asleep in a heap of debris
Sleep in darkness and freeze
Sleep in darkness and freeze

Here At Punjapit we Wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

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With Christmas Here Pt. 2 – Elf’s top 10 Pick-up Lines

10. “I’m down here”
9. “Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy”
8. “I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi”
7. “I can get you off the naughty list”
6. “I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys”
5. “I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.”
4. “No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler”
3. “I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man”
2. “You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig”
1. “I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners”

By The Punjapit Alliance

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The 100 Hottest Soccer WAGs of 2010

The year 2010 has been a great one in world football.

It has been the year of Spain finally achieving World Cup glory in South Africa. It has been the year of perhaps the biggest USA goal since 1950. It has been the year of Messi, of Ronaldo, of Iniesta. It has been the year of Inter Milan once again capturing Champions League glory.

But, perhaps, most of all, 2010 has been the year of the WAG.

From British cheating scandals involving some of the nation’s top players to Sara Carbonero to Larissa Riquelme, soccer players’ wives and girlfriends have been the topics of stories from all walks of media, from the tabloids to Sports Illustrated.

So with the end of the year in sight, it only makes sense to rank the most popular WAGs of 2010 from 100 to 1 in terms of…well…in terms of how gorgeous they are.

It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/545554-best-of-2010-the-top-100-soccer-wags-of-the-year

by The Punjapit Alliance

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A Devonshire Christmas Past..

even though we’re on a boat headed for Turkey…we still get (sniff! blubber!!)

A Devonshire Christmas

How goes it, Arthur Christmas?—
Oh picking—picking—along!
But give me a piece of crumple-cheese
And you shall hear my song.
Ay, settle your chestnuts down to roast,.
And fill me a cup of ale;
Then kiss the girl that you fancy most,
And you shall hear my tale.

Chorus

froth him a tub of his special home-brewed!
That is both old and strong!
How goes it, Arthur Christmas?—
Oh picking—picking—along.

II

From Adam and Eve to the Magi,
The ghosts of the old time fade;
And I, myself, would be laid on the shelf
If it weren’t for the mirth I’ve made :
And yet, tho’ our youth in Paradise
Be a fable past recall,
We have seen the glory of sinless eyes,
And we have watched the Fall.

Chorus

So fables may be fancies,
And yet not very far wrong!
How goes it, Arthur Christmas?
Oh picking—picking—along!

III

I walked last night on Dartmoor,
The wind was bitterly cold,
My crimson cloak was a thread-bare joke,
And my bones were brittle and old.
I had forgotten the world’s desire
And all the stars were dead,
When I sank right up to my knees in mire,
At the door of a cattle-shed.

complete:  http://segalbooks.blogspot.com/2009/12/devonshire-christmas.html

by Arthur Furrowfield + remora

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